Let it fly

Multi-fandom

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via frostingpeetaswounds)

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

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(via youngadultread)

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

(Source: 10000bc, via youngadultread)

faggity-ang:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

(via youngadultread)

One thing that I love about tumblr is how people always blame this website when they’re upset. It’s always “… I hate this website” Even if tumblr has nothing to do with it

readingandfangirling:

"The Seelie Queen lay upon her bed and looked up at the stone ceiling of her bedchamber."

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"Faeries slept little, and rarely dreamed, but the Queen liked her bed to be comfortable."

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“Have you ever,” said the boy in the bed beside her, “pricked yourself on one of the thorns, Your Majesty?”

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She turned to look at Jonathan Morgenstern sprawled among the covers.”

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She leaned to kiss him, and he reached up to twine his fingers in her red hair.”

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This is the best thing I have ever seen in my whole life

alec-lightsass:

The Clave’s reaction to Magnus Bane

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